by Kevin Standen | Jun 22, 2018 | Uncategorized
I went into a butchers and I said, ‘I’ll have a pound of sausages. ‘He said, ‘I’m very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. ‘I said, ‘Okay then I’ll have a pound of kilos.’
by Kevin Standen | Jun 15, 2018 | Uncategorized
‘I was standing at a party the other night and across the room was an attractive woman. I looked at her and cocked my eye. She looked at me and cocked her eye back. And there we stood, cock-eyed.
by Kevin Standen | Jun 8, 2018 | Uncategorized
A man goes into the doctors. The doctor says, ‘Go over to the window and stick your tongue out.’ Man says, Why? The doctor says, ‘I don’t like my neighbours’
by Kevin Standen | Jun 1, 2018 | Uncategorized
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
by Kevin Standen | May 25, 2018 | Uncategorized
You see I’m against hunting, in fact I’m a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
by Kevin Standen | May 21, 2018 | Uncategorized
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
