by Kevin Standen | Aug 3, 2018 | Uncategorized
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
by Kevin Standen | Jul 27, 2018 | Uncategorized
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me “Can you give me a lift?” I said “Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’
by Kevin Standen | Jul 20, 2018 | Uncategorized
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other – you drive I’ll man the guns.
by Kevin Standen | Jul 13, 2018 | Uncategorized
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
by Kevin Standen | Jul 6, 2018 | Uncategorized
‘Doc, I can’t stop singing the green green grass of home. ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’ ‘It’s not unusual.’
by Kevin Standen | Jun 29, 2018 | Uncategorized
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.